These gifts would be perfect for a white elephant gift exchange and honestly lots of them would be good for normal gifts. Normal gifts for your good sense of humor friends and relatives, not necessarily grandma Jean.
- Helpful Husbands Drink Markers: Just look at those helpful dudes getting all the acts of service done. Thanks guys, now hang out here on my drink so I don’t get flu B from Jeni.
- Maybe Swearing Will Help Coloring Book: It will.
- WTF Notes: Find happiness in everyday bitterness and call someone out properly.
- Blue Balls Candle: This funny and fabulously inappropriate candle company had a few others I loved including, but not limited to: Calm Your Tits, Whore Island, Pound Town, I Will Shut That Shit Down & Tea Baggin’.
- White Elephant: Quite literally.
- Cereal Killer Spoon: Captain Crunch is terrified.
- Shower Wine Holder: Multitasking goals.
- Raining Men Umbrella: Hallelujah.
- Soap Opera Sponge Holder: Cute and clever.
- The Voting Game: Ask questions to your friends like “Whose Google search history would you like to see the most?”
- Snoop Dogg Cookbook: Make some munchies for the DPG.
- Grinch Spatula: It’s because I’m green, isn’t it?
- Shower Beer Holder: Don’t take a break from beer just because you have to shower!
- Handheld Tetris: I would steal this for sure.
- Locking Food Container: Don’t touch my cookies.
- Leg Lamp Nightlight: The soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window.
- These Cards Will Get You Drunk: Fun drinking game. I would be plastered with 15 minutes.
- Ring for Sex Bell: Probably don’t ring this every time to avoid a Pavlov’s dog classical conditioning scenario to bells.
- Cell Phone Jail: Holds 6 phones so you can lose the distraction for a while.
- Fa La La La Vodka: Well that’s just cute.
- Sloth Planter: Well that’s just cute too.
- Mug with a Hoop: and 1.
- Custom Prayer Candle: Put your face on this thing, make yourself a saint and see if anyone notices.
- Coffee/Cocktails Bell: DING
- World’s Smallest Vacuum: Minimal suckage.
- Elf Wine Glasses: Get elfed up.
I love this gift guide!!! So many clever ideas!!!
This is so wonderful! I love it all- now just have to decide!