White Elephant Gift Guide

These gifts would be perfect for a white elephant gift exchange and honestly lots of them would be good for normal gifts. Normal gifts for your good sense of humor friends and relatives, not necessarily grandma Jean.

1. Helpful Husbands Drink Markers: Just look at those helpful dudes getting all the acts of service done. Thanks guys, now hang out here on my drink so I don’t get flu B from Jeni.
2. Maybe Swearing Will Help Coloring Book: It will.
3. WTF Notes: Find happiness in everyday bitterness and call someone out properly.
4. Blue Balls Candle: This funny and fabulously inappropriate candle company had a few others I loved including, but not limited to: Calm Your Tits, Whore Island, Pound Town, I Will Shut That Shit Down & Tea Baggin’.
5. White Elephant: Quite literally.
6. Cereal Killer Spoon: Captain Crunch is terrified.
7. Shower Wine Holder: Multitasking goals.
8. Raining Men Umbrella: Hallelujah.
9. Soap Opera Sponge Holder: Cute and clever.
10. The Voting Game: Ask questions to your friends like “Whose Google search history would you like to see the most?”
11. Snoop Dogg Cookbook: Make some munchies for the DPG.
12. Grinch Spatula: It’s because I’m green, isn’t it?
13. Shower Beer Holder: Don’t take a break from beer just because you have to shower!
14. Handheld Tetris: I would steal this for sure.
15. Locking Food Container: Don’t touch my cookies.
16. Leg Lamp Nightlight: The soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window.
17. These Cards Will Get You Drunk: Fun drinking game. I would be plastered with 15 minutes.
18. Ring for Sex Bell: Probably don’t ring this every time to avoid a Pavlov’s dog classical conditioning scenario to bells.
19. Cell Phone Jail: Holds 6 phones so you can lose the distraction for a while.
20. Fa La La La Vodka: Well that’s just cute.
21. Sloth Planter: Well that’s just cute too.
22. Mug with a Hoop: and 1.
23. Custom Prayer Candle: Put your face on this thing, make yourself a saint and see if anyone notices.
24. Coffee/Cocktails Bell: DING
25. World’s Smallest Vacuum: Minimal suckage.
26. Elf Wine Glasses: Get elfed up.