Valentine’s Day Gifts for Him

Click any item to shop and/or read my commentary below. Either way, you should be able to get something out of this.

1. Theragun: 40 lbs of jackhammering force for the workouters. We have heard these are life changing.
2. Whiskey Wedge: A glass and an ice form. If I were a teeny tiny man, I would slide down this icy wedge into the whiskey and take a swim.
3. Beer Carriers: Cheap and easy gift. These come in a set of 4. Buy beer, throw away cardboard container, put beer in these containers, appear that you have worked really hard.
4. Beej Token: Because girls sometimes forget, make our day and remind us with this precious coin.
5. Temperature Controlled Mug: Battery powered mug that keeps your drink the perfect temperature. Boujee, but I’m into it.
6. Letters to My Love: Ok you will never see me buying this kind of thing, but I know there are sappy people out there without black crispy non sentimental souls. Each of the 12 letters has a prompt and the letters are to be opened in the future. Cute, cutey mccute cutes.
7. DILF Mug: Way more my speed.
8. Jerky Heart: 10 different types of jerky. So meaty.
9. Talk, Flirt or Dare Game: Get the conversation rolling, get your flirt on and by all means take the dare.
10. Slippers: Indoor/outdoor slippers. Not for super sweaty feet guys. Zach has these and loves them a lot.
11. Man Crates: Lots of options on this site, a less cheesy, more testosteroney twist on gift baskets.
12. Jerky Bouquet: Will you accept this beef? I knew you would.
13. Bluetooth Shower Speaker: No need to stop the podcast to take a shower. Listen while you get clean! Dirty John, I’m looking at you.
14. Custom Bobblehead: I’m always so tempted to get these for people. They have great reviews, but just know changing the posture is an uncharge. (lol what?!)
15. Wine Label: I would totally say this and mean every word of it to my guy, but there are lots of other cute and funny label options on this site too.
16. Our Q&A: This is a 3 year journal for couples. 3 years. THREE. YEARS. I’m lucky if I get a journal and get to page 3. What a cool thing to look back on though if you have the attention span for such a thing.
17. Phone Soap: Sanitize that rotten bacteria breeding ground and make a germophobes day.
18. Lil’ Mib: Not the latest rapper, just a cute message in a box guy. Press the red button, record a 30 second shout out and raise the red flag to show them that they’ve got mail.
19. Massager: A nice way of saying please stop asking me to massage you while still meaning well and wanting them to get massaged. I have this and it’s lovely.
20. What I Love About You: A fill in the blank gift book. You could make it funny or serious or funnious.
21. Weighted Blanket: Rumor has it that these help you sleep better. Jeni and I love ours!
22. Virtual Reality: If your actual reality isn’t that great, hook him up with this virtual one. Seems like a healthy escape.
23. Poker Class: Learn from this master guy online and hopefully he will actually come home with some money next poker night.
24. A Man & His Watch: Cool book for the watch guys. My dad is a Rolex collector and my husband and brother are into all sorts of watches. This is a much cheaper option than a watch itself.
25. Photo Blanket: Put some of your best moments together on this blanket! Then don’t ever let his friends see if because they will roast the heck out of him.
26. Veuve: But not just normal Veuve, this has a built in speaker for a personal message. Skip the card. I can totally see people recording and re recording their message for an hour until they decide it’s not lame and cringey.
27. Tokens: For the sweeter girl to give her sweeter guy, you know if you aren’t into the BJ token idea.
28. Tile: Stop asking me if I have seen your keys. Kthanksbye.
29. Beer Cap States: Drink the beer, fill the holes. That’s what she said.
30. Putting Green: Get in the hole. That’s what she said.