Survey Says: Christmas Gift Edition

Roses | Jordans

This is the first Christmas I have had with Miggle (swoon), and he is a really thoughtful gift giver! My kids spoiled me and my dad handed me a wad of cash, all Ws in my opinion. Here are my most beloved gifts:

Larq Bottle: This thing is crazy cool! It’s a water bottle that keeps cold things cold for 24 hours and hot things hot for 12. BUT THAT IS NOT THE COOL PART!!! This bottle neutralizes 99.9999% of harmful bacteria and viruses using UV-C light! It activates every 2 hours to keep the water and bottle clean! In COVID times, this makes me happy.

Disco Ball Jordan 1s: That says it all. Stuntin.

Kylie got me this blanket hoodie. She lives in hers and she wanted me to experience the bliss that can only be experienced through the happiness of an Oodie.

Blake is my hilarious 13 year old. She is so very me, constant jokes and witty banter, open minded, moody, highly sensitive to rude comments and high decibel levels, ADHDAF, loves and sees the light in everyone. She gifted me this, because she also has my confidence and take it or leave it swagger.

Chirp: The gift I gave myself because I have neck arthritis, scoliosis, constant lower back pain and SI joint problems so serious at times I become immobile, wheel chair bound, bawling in waiting rooms and screaming cuss words at innocent nurses while kung fu gripping their scrubs so I can walk. (ok that was just this one really bad flair up, but still I feel like a nut job for behaving that way.) I sound like the picture of health for a 38 year old. Anyhoo, I have anticipated this wheel and it’s arrival gave me life. I read one reviewer that said he hadn’t been able to pop his back like this since the high school desks, I related to that so hard and purchased at once! I NEED THAT MARTIN HIGH SCHOOL DESK BACK POP AGAIN! (Go Warriors) I love this thing, I roll on it daily and it’s the ish.

Merry Christmas!

To: Scoliosis Paige

From: Arthritis Paige

Hi I’m Jeni. I like presents and I HATE surprises. Not sure what year this is for Nick and I celebrating Christmas together (although the college years probably didn’t include many exciting presents) but we are now at the place where I send him exactly what I want and he choose from a list of options. I may also have a friend/sister in law/ etc give him a few “ideas”.

I’ve been hinting around at getting these roses for years now and he finally took the bait. I love them so much…even more than I thought I would. What surprised me the most was the smell. My entire closet smells like a flower shop. Obsessed.

My mom is one of our most loyal readers…she also caught on and bought me this wick trimmer. It makes me unreasonably happy

My stocking had some really great stuff in it too: I’m loving the new foundation and concealer!

Now let’s take a look at what y’all got and loved!

Very impressive! There were a few other things like vacations, cash, spa days, massages and personalized jewelry that need to be mentioned. Sounds to us like the nice list was really poppin’ this year!